"Drunk Punk Love " Jersey Shore Season 3 Episode 5

Last week’s season of Jersey Shore was refreshingly free of Sammi and Ronnie drama, but unfortunately my crystal ball is seeing more of their “relationship” troubles on tonight’s new Jersey Shore Season 3 episode. Apparently, JWoww and Ronnie renew their friendship, which has been virtually inexistent since Ronnie got mad over JWoww writing Sammi the note (disclosing Ronnie’s sleazy ways). This obviously doesn’t fly with Sammi, because her world revolves around Ronnie, and how can it be possible that Ronnie is cool with someone Sammi isn’t cool with?

I’m gonna take a stab and say that Sammi is feeling insecure since Episode 4 involves JWoww breaking up with her long-time boyfriend, Tom. Because it is impossible for men and women to have platonic relationships, JWoww’s friendship with Ronnie is clearly a threat that jeopardizes the livelihood of what Sammi considers a relationship.

I predict further drinking from Snooki, despite her having been arrested last episode (since even pregnant women drink Pinots), and since the synopsis says so I predict Mike finding out Deena’s “dirty little secret.”

Ronnie and J-Woww make amends, which sends Sammi over the edge. Meanwhile, Mike uncovers Deena's dirty little secret; and Vinny goes out with a girl who has an overbearing family.

Premise: A breakout hit following four guys and four girls who live, work and party together while staying in a rented beach house. The first season was set in Seaside Heights, N.J., but the cast headed down south for the second season, which was filmed in Miami.